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The Cereal Report: Post Mini Cinnamon Churros
I dunno what it is about miniature versions of things that’s awesome. All the best novelties in life are just smaller versions of stuff. Pizza Bagels, Shetland Sheepdogs, the Game Boy Micro, we can’t get enough of them. I had heard years ago of a churro-themed cereal, but never had seen it in stores until I was recently tipped off to their being in stock at a local Path Mark. During a (failed) trip to buy video games, I decided to stop in and buy this cereal as a sort of consolation prize to my inner bawling child which was hysterical at the fact every store in the area was sold out of Luigi’s Mansion.
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The Cereal Report: Kellogg’s Caramel Crunchy Nut
Remember that glowing review I gave to Kellogg’s Crunchy Nut a few months ago? Remember how I was borderline masturbating to that cereal throughout the entire post? Well then I found out there was a new entry in the Crunchy Nut line. As you can imagine I was excited.
But then I tried it. The first mouthful was possibly one of the most disappointing moments in my entire life.
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The Cereal Report: Kellogg’s Crunchy Nut
Certain things just go together and make sense, before you even experience them in person. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to determine it would be awesome to win the lottery on your birthday, or eating pizza while watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, or win the lottery while having sex.
To everyone who ever wondered what it’d be like if you combined Frosted Flakes and Honey Nut Cheerios:
The adult in me appreciates the bright, morning-themed box. The child in me laughs at the word “nut”.
The Cereal Report: Count Chocula is back!
Everybody loves Halloween. Everybody loves cereal. Naturally General Mills had a stroke of genius when they decided to market the only Halloween-themed cereals out there as limited-time-only available during the month of October, a few years ago. Now the return of Count Chocula (as well as Frankenberry and Booberry) is yet another time-honored tradition that we can all look forward to every Fall.
Awesome way before Twilight thrust vampires in and out of vogue.
The Cereal Report: Cap’n Crunch’s Cinnamon Roll Crunch
I’ve been a longtime fan of all things Cap’n Crunch. Original Crunch, Berry Crunch, Peanut Butter Crunch, Christmas Crunch, Choco Crunch, Oops All Berry Crunch, Treasure Crunch, Home Run Crunch, Cosmic Crunch, Halloween Crunch, Forrest Gump Parody Crunch, Choco Donut Crunch…
Shrimp Scampi Crunch…
So you can imagine my unbridled joy when I looked into my cabinet one day and randomly found a box of Cinnamon Roll Crunch, without even being aware that existed. Normally I’m quite up-to-date on the latest cereal news (I’m so cool I know), but these somehow made it under the radar. I tore that box open faster than any of my college acceptance packages, in anticipation of the prospect of a brand new Cap’n Crunch.
Right off the bat, I was disappointed. Sad face.
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